#3

WHY is no one getting OFF of this train?!? Boo.

"do you suffer from frequent migraines?" "gorgeous skin" "don't let impotence ruin your sex life" "foot pain" "get smarter...right here on the subway"

White pantyhose are ugly. Especially w/ that neon pink dress.

I don't mind standing on the train. When I'm riding w/ someone else I usually stand b/c 1) I'm young and I can stand and 2) I'm not gonna be here an hour. I can bear to stand. I'll never understand the young 20-somethings or teenagers carring next to NOTHING who insist on sitting, to go one or two stops. You're going from GCT to the Bronx, sit. You're going from 42nd to Inwood, sit. You're going from anywhere to JFK, sit...but seriously people...you're not gonna die if you stand from 59th to 125th or GCT to 51st. calm the fuck down.

NTS: move shit to Jacob's desk

"I found afterwards that blunt susceptibilities are very consistent with strong propensities"

to the homeless and beggin: please, if my eyes are closed, I can't help you. If i had any change in my pocket, it owuld be yours, but I don't, so go beg on the East Side. At least you'll know they're lying.

Short mexi-talian reading hemmingway on the subway--priceless. He's not processing any of it. He's too busy checking out the tits on this chick in a pink balloon dress and silver sandals! what did i say about that!?!?!

people coming home from the pride parade are hilarious. I love all people. I love gay people. But wearing a rainbow-colored lei makes you like psychotic, not fulll of pride. Hawaii, anyone? love to. I'll treat everyone w/ a rainbow lei.

Back to the sitting. My mexitalian here just got pissed because someoen took the only seat that openeed up at the last station. Let me restate: the train's not going far and you're 20something. calm the fuck down. Plus, the guy who took the seat? looks like he should star in the Brian Fellows Action-packed Adventure film (think SNL, Tracy Morgan). I already love him more than you.