#8

Happy July. The Sunday local sucks.

If it's tight, don't sit there. You'll have to brace yourself on my pole which i'm very attached to and don't want you interfering with my leaning on.

That's right, PH lookalike, back off.

I wish to illustrate this look for you: Hispanic woman, age 27-32, about 190lbs, all the weight between her knees and her chest. Red spandex/nylon blend flowy shirt thing that clings to her not-pregnant-just-fat-like-me stomach, white spandex leggings with black rings/o's pattern, and white mocassins. who told her this was okay? can we get her on what not to wear?

Dear MTA, if your Sunday train takes this long ever again i'm firing you and spending all my savings on cab fare. figure i save about $650/month...$30/trip, 2x a week (sundays only) that's....$240/month...so i'll still be saving about $400/month...the problem of course now is where the hell near me am i going to hail a cab?!?!

This subway musician makes me miss the Mexico restaurant at Epcot. i like margaritas. what?

You look like diana ross.

Everything i think about it the more i SAY no, and the more i tell myself YES!!

Thank you for staying away.

"I get my money's worth out of my beer and hookers." ...... oh yeah?

Stupid boys are funny.

Slim and blue
stitched and seamed
tone underneath
no evidence of stress
laid back but lazy
following a crowd
slim and blue or grey or midnight
lazy and connected

Oh this is a funny convo....yes, my friend, Bill Cosby is funnier than Chappelle. I hate Chappelle. OMG this story has no point. you do realize that everyone's heard this right? the funny thing is that one of you appreciates good comedy and the rest of you are waiting for the blood and guts. that's not the point, kids.

ew rednecks. make it stop. oh yes, good...let's compare bill cosby with men in black II. anyone?

Okay...the "that's your boyfriend" game? not funny. i'm glad you think it is....but no one thinks it's funny.

Wait, you and Eliza are going to the next level by taking pictures? what? stop making fun of antiquees. they're way more intelligent than you, dumbshit.

Wait, and now you're taking pride in having gotten kicked in the balls...great. OMG you all have NO lives....i have no sympathy for you...y'all need...something.